Oh, dear.
Dear [insert your name here],I'm sorry I've been so out of touch lately. I'm not good about it under normal circumstances, so I know that this is a giant FAIL for me right now. I hope that you are not terribly offended. It's a problem with me--not you.
If you haven't heard from me recently, this is a list of possible reasons why:
1. I am only aware of my phone when I need to know the time. Oh, you left me a message? Don't worry, it's still in my voicemail. I didn't delete it. I just haven't listened to it yet. But, I WILL. In a couple of days. By then it will be irrelevant and you'll have resolved the issue, right?
2. I am up to my eyeballs in wedding invitations. Printing, stamping, and addressing are all in various states of completion. I've messed up a couple million times, so I keep having to redo things. Not to worry, though. They'll be done by the weekend. My trusty friend, Mr. Fiskars, and I will not rest until every last invitation is in the mail. If you don't have a Mr. Fiskars, I highly recommend you befriend him.
2a. I am constantly reviewing the wedding budget and guest list. How do we even know this many people?? Now I'm too distraught to talk to anyone.
3. I am gettin' my sew on. I've been able to complete the bodices, straps and skirts of two bridesmaid dresses so far. I'm stumped at the moment because I don't know how to thread my serger. I plan on figuring that out once the invitations are out of the way. When it is finally threaded, I'll be able to attatch the bodices to the skirts and insert zippers. If everything goes smoothly, that will only take a couple of hours.
I have yet to begin the third (and final) bridesmaid dress, my dress or the four neck ties on my list of things to sew. I've got fabric and patterns for everything and they're all cut out, it's just a matter of pining things together and sitting my butt down at the sewing machine. On the other hand, my dress is going to take some finagling to make it exactly what I have in mind. And then there's the veil... OMG, I just remembered that piece!
4. Someone else has managed to corner me and ask about wedding plans, so I'm talking to them right now instead of you. Don't worry--if I need your help, I will figure out how to use my phone and beg for your assistance STAT. Luckily, the Alderbrook does everything, so all Wes and I need to do is pick out what we're going to eat, then show up on May 8. Now I'm tired of talking about wedding stuff, so I don't have the energy to talk to you until... (See 1.)
Basically, I just want you to know that I'm alive, wedding plans are under control and I will try to be better about keeping you in the loop. In reality, though, I will fail at this until May 9. After that, you'll have my undivided attention! I just hope you're still talking to me at that point =)
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Love,
Charity





















